Tuesday

Yes Really!


Movies like Animal House with girls walking around in thongs feeling each other up don't really happen in real life. Or do they? Trouble and I decide to start to make a list of all our "yes, really!!" moments of 2011.....

World Series Game 3: Giants are in the Playoffs. Greedy Greedy has appointment to get Brazilian.
Yes, really: watching MLB.com live feed from iPhone while Julia my esthetician is up in my Britney. Giants win!


Trouble lifts weights topless in thong at home b/c its too hot to wear any clothes, obviously.
Trouble steals batteries from Tv remote for vibrator and forgets to replace them. Roommate is confused why tv remote stopped working.

Greedy knocks it out 5 times before big date. Is 20 min late for date.
Greedy Greedy is asked to determine which of her two girlfriends boobs are bigger. We decide that the distance between boob set a and b is larger thus giving the illusion that one set is larger than the other.

Greedy Greedy is shown girlfriends wax job and explains how her Britney is an outie not an innie.

Trouble reads Playboy while trying to pay attention on the phone with Meat.

Trouble comes home to find her issue of Playboy open on the kitchen counter. Blames Greedy Greedy for opening the package and realizes now that her roommates must think she's a nympho.

Greedy Greedy, SB, and Trouble in dressing room trying on lingerie. Victoria Secret Annual Sale! Why not!?

Greedy Greedy goes to KTV in Singapore aka Karaoke Bar and is served Cognac and water by madam. (Madam is really a Lady Boy). She brings in 10 girls into the room. Greedy Greedy choses 3.


Greedy Greedy Introduces Trouble to www.youporn.com. Trouble and Greedy Greedy drink wine on the roof and share their top www.youporn.com favorite links. Fan Favorite: ALEXIS TEXAS



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My Future Ex Husband

My Future Ex Husband: Tucker Max --- About us: San Francisco, bay area raised Catholic school girls dishing about the single life and how it all goes down. Occasional appearances by Ghost Writers, the girls crazy enough to be friends with us, with accounts crazier than ours.

The Truth:
We’re really good at getting what we want, partly because of our God given gift of persuasiveness and also years of practice perfecting our craft. We are also very competitive (especially with each other) and we don’t play fair. This is what happens when you’ve been friends for 16 years and lived next door to eachother. For the better part of our adolescence we were attached at the hip. We also come from very similar backgrounds; we are both the mutts of Asian and Caucasian parents. Therefore, we’re pretty much sisters, and fucking gorgeous. And the best thing about being family is that no matter how much you fuck up, the other one still has to love you (although I think this swings a little more in Greedy Greedy’s favor than mine).