Tuesday

Men Who Suck at Life

Boys that suck. The list, the truth. Do NOT by any means date these boys. They fully suck ass.

Send apologies to: notarealaddress@mrstuckermax.com

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Mincus:


Comment:
Trouble: "I think we'd be better off as just friends..."
Mincus: "That's fine, you're not really my type anyway, for obvious reasons."
Trouble (silently in her head): "Because I'm out of your league, way hotter, smarter, more confident, or nicer than you?".
Mincus: "Well you know (pause)... (wispering) because you're Asian... to be fair - I thought you were Argentinian when I met you."
Zip Code Rating: 25099

Yale Hockey
Comment: "I'm the best you're gonna do tonight".
Zip Code Rating: 54075









Eww Gross
Multiple texts and drive by Eww Gross encounters.
Zip Code Rating: 11084


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My Future Ex Husband

My Future Ex Husband: Tucker Max --- About us: San Francisco, bay area raised Catholic school girls dishing about the single life and how it all goes down. Occasional appearances by Ghost Writers, the girls crazy enough to be friends with us, with accounts crazier than ours.

The Truth:
We’re really good at getting what we want, partly because of our God given gift of persuasiveness and also years of practice perfecting our craft. We are also very competitive (especially with each other) and we don’t play fair. This is what happens when you’ve been friends for 16 years and lived next door to eachother. For the better part of our adolescence we were attached at the hip. We also come from very similar backgrounds; we are both the mutts of Asian and Caucasian parents. Therefore, we’re pretty much sisters, and fucking gorgeous. And the best thing about being family is that no matter how much you fuck up, the other one still has to love you (although I think this swings a little more in Greedy Greedy’s favor than mine).