A Girl Scout is Always Prepared

Greedy Greedy's Girl Scout Survival Guide.

The first most important thing I learned: A girl scout is always prepared.

A. Find Shelter
B. Pitch a Tent
C. Sell your Cookies



More so, at the end of the night, make sure you have a place to stay come closing time. Sometimes that means going home with someone with the nicest bachelor pad or room in Vegas. If you haven't found any suiters or more likely they haven't found you, sometimes you just gotta sell some cookies to get the ball rolling.

For the record, no I was never officially a girl scout. I watched as an outsider as my younger sister earned award after award for her accomplishments. I too deserved a patch to sew on my vest.

My advice to Trouble on her first few days as a newbie single, "Pack some clean panties with you when you go out. You never know where you'll end up". I personally go beyond that now. Despite how small my purse is, you can fit quite a bit. The essentials: Toothbrush, Phone Charger, Eyeliner, Light Fabric Dress, and if it's summer, a swim suit. Don't forget the clean underwear!! That's the most essential if anything to always being prepared.



Trouble's taken the red eye to NYC this weekend, curtesy of her new man, Meat. I'll be meeting him soon come Valentines Day. He's either part of the Puma Escapades or the inner workings of her future ex husband. I'm not sure if the fates have decided that yet. Either way, Trouble is around the corner.

--UPDATE--- Meat has "moobs" ( = man boobs, RETREAT!). We decide that Trouble has bad judgment. Moving forward we agree she needs to feel up every potential candidate. She does. Candidates don't seem to find it odd or question it. We are pleased.