Monday

The Game


The Game: 30 Days of following TROUBLE'S RULES.

It has become obviously clear that I, Greedy Greedy, suck at dating. Be an amazing girlfriend, yes. Casually dating, No! Upon each initial meet up, it is clear that a few line items are in order. Perhaps a questionnaire or application is required. After numerous failed dating attempts, three top questions come to mind for the initial interview:

# 1. Are you currently married?
# 2. Are you a drug addict?
# 3. Do you have a job?
UPDATE: # 4. Are you Gay?  Are you sure? (Not that there's anything wrong with it!)

In attempts to mastering the dating world, it is now in Trouble's hands to manage all dating interactions. "Do as I say and not as I do" is her moto and thus begins Trouble's 30 Day  "RULES CHALLENGE".

All texting, sexting and date requests and responses will go directly to her for an appropriately timed response.



NEW & CURRENT players:

1. Anchor Man: Update: New name is F You. (A sign that he's ready to be DELETED for good).
2. New Kid  Status Update: He lives at home because he's actually 21.
3. German Status Update: He HATES me. (As he should)
4. No Street: MIA
5. Plaid Shirt Guy: I'm keeping him around for good.
6. Bad New's Bear: Still trouble, but at least I go home with prizes.  Good prizes, not herpes.

The LAW:

A. If a guy says he's going to do something and he doesn't do it, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. No exceptions!!! Move on.
B. No sex for 2 months. If he really likes you, he will wait. If he can't wait, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!



RECAP:

A. Items of value are earned. Dating YOU is a privilege and not a right.



STATUS: IN PROGRESS......

Week One Status Update: This team of players sucks. It is time for a new crew.

Week Two Status Update: The new team has been selected:

1. Anchor Man (Still in the mix. Still Trouble) 34
2. SA Style. 33
3. Rex 36
4. The Producer 45
5. The Twin 25
6. Finish Repeat 27
7. There is no number 7, because you should always save Wednesdays for yourself. (Plus that's laundry night)


Update:

No sleep and all play makes for an interesting day. . . .

7. T2, 29
8. Kid I used to babysit, 24 (Bad IDEA... Still slightly Traumatized)
9. Gk, 29
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My Future Ex Husband

My Future Ex Husband: Tucker Max --- About us: San Francisco, bay area raised Catholic school girls dishing about the single life and how it all goes down. Occasional appearances by Ghost Writers, the girls crazy enough to be friends with us, with accounts crazier than ours.

The Truth:
We’re really good at getting what we want, partly because of our God given gift of persuasiveness and also years of practice perfecting our craft. We are also very competitive (especially with each other) and we don’t play fair. This is what happens when you’ve been friends for 16 years and lived next door to eachother. For the better part of our adolescence we were attached at the hip. We also come from very similar backgrounds; we are both the mutts of Asian and Caucasian parents. Therefore, we’re pretty much sisters, and fucking gorgeous. And the best thing about being family is that no matter how much you fuck up, the other one still has to love you (although I think this swings a little more in Greedy Greedy’s favor than mine).